DRUNK DEEDS. Superhuman Humour

Kolmapäev. Maarja ja Maria osustasid, et ei joo täna... Mitte midagi... None what so ever... Yeah, well - it's safe to say that concept went to the pooper as soon as one of the two magnificant M's remembered a bit of a disgusting drink cathering dust on the her top shelf. And - behold the scientists! It does not taste as gastling after the third sip... Add a little coke, and you're good to go. In this concept "good" obviously means "drunk", but that's a given.

So. Even though the magical Friday is ahead of us, we decided that one drink wouldn't hurt even a fly. And we were right. It didn't. So therefore - if one does no damage, then what is to say two does? I mean, technically - two consists of two ones, two nothings that is, and nothing + nothing can only sum up to nothing, hence NOTHING to worry about. And obviously nothing, nothing and nothing mean nothing - so where's the harm in that? Well... Except for the artwork on our body (nothing dirty, just regular hearts and flowers on limbs, you know...).

Again I must say - scientists behold!!! Friends is not as funny when drunk... I mean, maybe it's us, but our show is definitely funnier - I mean, come on! We have Richard under our bed, we have Best Bladder of the Year Awards, we have speak-over television shows, we have perverse lazy-dancing on the bed while lying down, we lost the [censored as owner is one of the readers of the blog] - twice now! The first time Richard was as kind to give as back the thing-that-shall-not-be-mentionds, but the second time... I think he's just mad, 'cause we accidentally poked his mustache out, who (which?) incidentally moved across the hall to under the bed of the other M. Yeah, we have bit of a Richard-and-his-mustache saga in our hands... Hope everything's well before June, or we're up for linchin'...

Friday night - RUM NIGHT!!!

Am I forcing underagers to drink? No! Am I being a good citizen and try to consume all the alchohol before it gets to underagers? Yes! Have I been brought up well? Yes! Does the well mean - share what you have with those around you? Yes. Does that mean I lied somewhere in the first questions? YES!!!

Why am I writing in English... Couldn't care less!

And the Award-Winners are:
Best Bladder of the Year - Older M
Best Bladder of the Year After That - Younger M
Best Bladder of the Year After the Year After That - Older M

Oh, and to make things clearer - the challange of playin' a drinkin' game without alcohol is who's bladder explodes last?! As it turned out - we cave easily, and that concept was technically out the window... But it helped us pretend we're good model citizens just drinkin' coke staring at the computer screen...

BTW, how odd would it be to find your neighbour in your bath? Pretty odd? Not in our world...