Maailm on tõepoolest kuri ja paha ja aina kurjemaks läheb. Ja kuigi mu n-ö karjääris on kõik hästi (isegi väga hästi!), siis eraelu sektoris veab suure mürinaga allapoole. On asju, mida ei kujuta kunagi ette, et nii võiks juhtuda. Ja siis nad juhtuvad. Mu pere on haige. See ei ole mõeldud argoona, vaid selle sõna kõige otsesemas tähenduses. Väga tõsiselt haige ja mul on sellepärast kurb. Fengshuilased käsiks mul muidugi lilli toas ümber paigutada, aga to hell with them. Aga ma loodan ja arvan, et kõik läheb hästi. Sending out positive thoughts!
Should get a huge kong to let the Universe know I'm outhere. Want it for my birthday. Next to the 10 different types and colours of trash containers to make my life as the recycling queen I really am really interesting. Wonder where I could get one of those guys with the honk-honk thingy to signal me when I accidentally recycle the lightly moist toiletpaper into the wet food leftover container. Maybe call Japan - they seem to be reliable! And while I have them on the phone, could also ask why the aliens dye dildos silvery colour and then use them as some kind of a penetration device to poke the abductees' brains and what not?
By the way. If I promise to stop recycling (because I'm doin it... yeah, right!), could I get those 8 billion dollars? In cash?
Penn&Teller everyone! I have been converted. Nüüd oleks veel vaja kedagi, kes teeks mulle mustandi sellest, kuidas tulla toime maailmaga, kus on Penn&Teller.
Question of the day: How many containers would you allow on your doorstep for recycling purposes before you get that someone is janking your chain?
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